Once again allow me to commend you on being such a strong young man. You are an inspiration to all Blake. There is not a day that goes by that Jenny & I do not pray for you. I am somewhat limited to the amount I can get on a computer these days, but be rest assured I will be checking in whenever I can.
Cold weather up here today -44 with the wind chill. I was outside earlier came back in with a beard full of frost. I starting laughing when Jenny had told me I was all frosted up. I was laughing because it had reminded me of something. Ask your StepDad about a halloween picture.
Okay, let me see what I have for jokes today..
Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!
Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays?
At a Ho-ho-tel!
What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santa on his birthday?
"Freeze a jolly good fellow!"
An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill. Which one picked it up??
Santa! The other two don't exist!
What do the elves call it when P?re No?l claps his hands at the end of a play?
Santapplause!
Why does Santa like to work in his garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
What smells most in a chimney?
Santa's nose!
Why does Santa take presents to children around the world?
Because the presents won't take themselves!
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window?
Looks like "rain", "Dear"!
How does Santa take pictures?
With his North "Pole"-aroid!
What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh! Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
Santa caught in a revolving door!
What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
A "Holly" Davidson!
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish!
What goes oh, oh, oh?
Santa Claus walking backwards!
Who delivers Christmas presents to pets?
Why, Santa Paws of course!
Blake, may you and all of your family have a very Special Merry Christmas.
Rusty & Jenny
PS: I'll letcha know when I see Santa sleigh crossing over the Great White North on its way to Virginia.
